Mastery of the One-Liner #OpenBook Blog Hop

March 8, 2021

How often do you overhear an awesome one-liner or witty comeback, and tell yourself you need to write that down to use for one of your characters?

There was a time, pre-pandemic, when I used to listen in on other people’s conversations when we ate out. But that was in a different time and in a different world. Even than, it was rare to overhear a line worth remembering. Average people discuss average things. Bills, work, other people. I clearly eavesdrop on the wrong people.

It’s been over a year now since we’ve eaten at a restaurant. We’ve saved a lot on food in that year! Sure, we’ve done takeout, but I’m never in a position to listen in to someone else’s conversation.

But fear not, I have several sources for one-liners and cunning lines. Several of  the people I’m friends with on Facebook take joy in posting jokes and witticisms. They are a ray of cheerfulness amid the weariness of political posts. And there are websites galore where you can look for today’s equivalent of coffeeshop chatter.

As much as I enjoy them, I rarely use one in my writing. They just don’t ‘fit.’ Or maybe it’s because I don’t want to copy someone else’s effort. It feels like stealing. It’s different than catching a good line when in public. Here’s one I saw today. Sure, it’s an ad, but that’s the kind of humor I appreciate.

May be an image of text that says 'Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. grammarly'

And no, I can’t work that into one of my stories!

Do you want another one?

I caught my son chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now is conducting himself properly.

Okay, I’ll stop now. It’s too easy to get carried away. And neither of those are true one-liners, so please forgive me. But I wonder if the other authors have had the opportunity to ‘borrow’ a line from real life? Let’s clinck in the links below and find out.

And if you want to drop a one-liner in the comments, please do. Let’s make the world a less-serious place.

Until next time, please stay safe!

March 8, 2021

How often do you overhear an awesome one-liner or witty comeback, and tell yourself you need to write that down to use for one of your characters?

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